cc.squatch/mcp · v1.3.0 · ecommerce
Squatch Stack is healthy: it completed an MCP handshake in 1130 ms and exposes 13 tools. It scores 63/100.
Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.
Endpoint: https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp (streamable-http)
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| health | 21.5 / 25 |
| authEase | 15 / 15 |
| toolQuality | 15 / 15 |
| maintenance | 7 / 15 |
| adoption | 0 / 10 |
| usage | 0 / 10 |
| security | 5 / 10 |
Scoring v0.3, computed 2026-10-14T20:21:39.733Z.
| Checked (UTC) | Status | Latency | Error |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-14T17:20:36.085Z | Healthy | 1130 |
studio_info | What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it. |
list_goods | Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout. |
show_shop | Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get |
get_good | Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price. |
start_checkout | Build a Squatch Stack checkout link for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the link to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the shop's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there). |
search_walks | Find essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links. |
get_walk | One 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full. |
contact_draft | Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app. |
parse_buffalo | Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss. |
pick_a_walk | Suggest one 'Wild Man of the Way' essay that fits the minutes someone has right now, with a short excerpt and the link. Different each time. |
request_custom | Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from hello@squatch.cc if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It send |
request_status | Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status. Never shows the original message or email address. |
about_this_server | Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request. |