io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop · v1.0.0 · agents-and-memory
dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from is healthy: it completed an MCP handshake in 3889 ms and exposes 4 tools.
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
Endpoint: https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp (streamable-http)
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| Users (last 30 days) | 0 |
| Handshake | Healthy |
| Auth needed | None |
| Tool count | 4 |
| Latency | 3889 ms |
| Last checked (UTC) | 2026-10-15T04:25:43.096Z |
| Checked (UTC) | Status | Latency | Error |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-15T04:25:43.096Z | Healthy | 3889 |
search_products | Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'. |
get_product | Get details of one product by id (from search_products). |
buy | 'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke. |
track_order | Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale. |